Ho ho holy smokes, it’s the pre-holiday sale extravaganza at Cigar King! We kicked open the warehouse doors and the pricing elves went nuts, slapping premium cigars down to ridiculous prices, starting at 67¢ a stick, less than the coins under your couch cushions. Picture yourself by the fire puffing a world-class smoke that cost pocket change while your wallet stays gloriously fat; this isn’t a sale, it’s a holiday miracle wrapped in cellophane and tied with pure savings madness. So throw on your ugliest sweater, spike the cocoa if you want (no judgment), and get over to Cigar King right now, because nothing says happy holidays like steals so insane even Scrooge would grin. Viva la savings!